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Lucky Bastard Club Pick Up will be the weekend of October 30th- November 1st. Please schedule your pick up window below with our booking calendar.
We will be closed that weekend for regular tasting appointments.
We can't wait to see all of our Lucky Bastard's!
Booking Calendar
50% Outdoor Capacity, Wine Tasting by Appointment
Due to limited indoor seating, please come prepared to sit outdoors in our heated tent for tasting appointments.
Winery Phone: (910) - 4GRAPES
HOURS:
Friday 2:00 - 6:00 p.m.
Saturday and Sunday 11:00 – 6:00 p.m.
Pickup orders or Wine Tasting (appointment recommended)
Monday through Thursday: by appointment only.
CREW-DOGS, KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, MISSION HACKERS, GUNSLINGERS, ROUGE SCOUNDRELS, THESE ARE JUST A FEW NAMES GIVEN TO THE SELFLESS PATRIOTS THAT FIGHT AGAINST ANY ENEMY TO PROVIDE FOR THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION. THESE NO-GOOD SKALLY-WAGS ARE OFTEN KNOWN TO SPIT AND SCRATCH PRIVATE PARTS IN PUBLIC AND CAVORT WITH INDIVIDUALS OF ILL REPUTE. OFTEN FOUND CONGREGATING WITH SMALL GROUPS OF SOCIAL MISFITS AND MALCONTENTS THAT ARE GUILTY OF DARING-DO AND RECKLESS ABANDONMENT. DESTROYERS OF THE PERPETRATORS OF CAREERISM, STUPIDITY, AND SELF INTEREST, THESE LUCKY BASTARDS ARE OFTEN KNOWN FOR EVEN AMAZING THEMSELVES.
HERE’S TO US, AND THOSE LIKE US.
UVA FUREM proud to be Washington State’s 1,000th Winery!
Hello from UVA FUREM,
Maple Valley's own boutique production and cellar Winery! This family-owned wine label is the creation of two Air Force Veteran brothers, Jens and T.J. Hansen, with a common passion for fine wines. Their dream is to create hand-crafted, artisan selections that truly showcase a sense of place and exhibit boutique winemaking techniques. Their wines, from various appellations of Washington and Oregon, are extremely low-production and limited in availability. Each wine is a unique gem in the bottle and meant to be shared with friends and family.
“UVA FUREM” What’s with our name?
Honoring or military roots and traditions, the use of Latin phrased mottoes is as old as the U.S. military itself. In 1776, A general order issued by the commander-in-chief of the Continental Army, Gen George Washington, directed that "it is necessary that every Regiment should be furnished a Motto in order to reflect and reinforce each unit's values and traditions”. While some mottoes are official, and others are unofficial, each one has a unique way of bonding its people together. Examples include those like the United States Air Force motto: Aut Vincere Aut Mors (Latin for “Conquer or Die) to much smaller and more deliberate, to the fact mottos like that of Special Operations Aerial gunners: Neconjuge Nobiscum (Latin for “Don’t F@ck with US) Each embodies the will and fire that push their crews to perform their duties in a matter that will honor and dignify their past.
“UVA” ~ Latin for Grape, and “FUREM” ~ Latin for Smuggler, is also a tribute to our military history. But that is a story best told over a glass of wine…
Please explore this site, check out the available wine, our fun merchandise, and follow along with our journey as we upload our story!
Shipping is now unavailable due to the summer heat. Wine is for pickup only and shipping will resume in September when the temperature permits safe shipping.
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